You Probably Wont Appreciate This...

You Know You're From Alabama When...

*You have a party or a barbeque whenever Alabama plays Auburn in football.
*You go to Gulf Shores every summer.
*You call the Atlanta Braves baseball team "us" like they're actually from Alabama.
*You would much rather visit Florida than California.
*You don't "take", you "carry" or "tote"... as in "You want me to carry you down to the 7-11?"
*A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's Coke.
*You call it a "buggy" and not a shopping cart.
*You've said "fixin' to," "might could," or "usetacould" during the last week.
*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
*You know the meaning of the phrase "Fobbed again."
*You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Opelika, Bayou La Batre, and Oneonta.
*The Talladega 500 is the biggest sporting event of any sort during the entire year.
*You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know someone who eats them anyway.
*You think that people who complain about the humidity in other states are sissies.
*You aren't surprised to find rental movies, groceries, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
*You've missed a wedding or a funeral to go to a football game.
*Asian food is always "CHINESE" regardless of the fact that it may actually be Korean or Japanese or Thai
*You actually get these jokes.

^funny because it is SO true!